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I just saw this today, and I don't know what it means, but it certainly seems appropriate for my fandom...

"Who needs boys when I have vampires?"

Fic: Where There's Smoke

Title: Where There's Smoke
Fandom: Leverage
Characters/Pairing: Eliot, Nate
Rating: G
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Summary: It's sort of all over the place, even though it's very short, but maybe Eliot's watching out for little sis?
Notes: Written for a prompt at Taming the Muse: Where there's smoke, there's smoke bombs

( Where There's Smoke )