Yeah, I was definitely going for maximum squick-factor with those, just to illustrate what a bizarre requirement it was. I don't actually advocate anyone writing a story with these just to annoy someone. (Since I see that aadler seriously argued that slash fiction was written for shock value, or to annoy people, I guess I should clarify that this was a flippant response of mine and not actually my agenda when writing fic.)

On a more serious note, good luck with your remix. :)