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dragonyphoenix ([personal profile] dragonyphoenix) wrote2015-09-09 04:34 pm

man crazy

My cousin posted this on Facebook. Franky, no.
One, I'm supposed to be running after men? What, do I not have a life? Two, hell, I wouldn't even trust my mother to set me up on a date. I'm supposed to trust Jehova?

[identity profile] thisficklemob.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Don't do it! God totally sets up polygamous marriages, marriages with kidnapped wives, and marriages with concubines.

Plus, if you're post-menopausal, He'll sanction your husband having sex with the hired help.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Thanks for the warning.