physics humor

[dragonyphoenix]

A physics poem that I learned from my Dad.

Sparkle, sparkle, little twink
How the heck you are, I think.
Are you particle or are you wave?
I can't tell how you behave.

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[snogged.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Are you aware that you were going 108 miles per hour?"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if he's aware that there's a dead cat in the trunk.
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well NOW I am, thanks for nothing."