Fic: Oh What Fun It Is To Ride

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Oh What Fun It Is To Ride
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Spike/Xander, Willow
Rating: PG-13
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Summary: Spike is making naughty snow figures
Notes: Written for Advent Drabbles and a prompt at Spike/Buffy Fag Ends: Silent Night
Notes: I'm working on figuring out who came up with "Jingle Balls" for me
Word Count: 200

 

Joining Xander by the castle turrets, Willow peered over the edge. “Don’t tell me Spike convinced all those Slayers to make snow phalluses. Buffy’s gonna kill him.”



“No, no,” Xander said. “The slayers came up with that all on their own. You should have heard Spike grumbling because he couldn’t go out and join them until the sun set.”



“Oh,” Willow said. Looking down over the scene, she smiled as the girls got downright, oh that was definitely more than suggestive! “Why don’t you join them,” she said, brining her gaze back to Xander and no, she definitely wasn’t looking down again, as she tried not to blush.



“Spike wanted to use me as a model, and some of the slayers were looking interested, so I hid.”



As Spike started singing, “Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, jingle all the way,” Xander turned and slumped to the floor, putting thick castle turrets between him and the caroler. “I thought I couldn’t be embarrassed, after two years with Spike and all, until about half a dozen slayers cornered me and started singing that.”



All the slayers joined in on the next line. “Oh what fun it is to ride Xander night and day!”

Comments

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[samueljames]

I could see Spike taking great delight in embarrassing Xander.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he'd so spend pretty much all day working on it, wouldn't he?

[windchild85.livejournal.com]

*eg*

Love it!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

LOL

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[fraggle-rock77.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Too good :)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I can't stop giggling at it!

[chaoskir.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I was that cruel to poor Xander. *grins*

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! OMG I just choked on my water. Loved it!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm not happy that I made you choke, but I am glad that you liked it that much!

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

Admit it you're a little happy =P

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh, I'm totally happy, but that's because you enjoyed the story.

[laazikaat.livejournal.com]

Poor Xander, two years is nowhere near enough time to become immune to Spike!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Spike is an awfully inventive boy, er... vamp! *grins*