Fic: Snowball Fight

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Snowball Fight
Fandom: BtVS
Category: Humor
Characters/Pairing: Spike, Willow
Rating: PG-13 for the snow cocks
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Summary: Spike starts a snowball fight
Notes: Written for Advent Drabbles and a prompt at Spike/Buffy Fag Ends: snowball fight
Word Count: 100 (yes! I'm finally posting an actual drabble at Advent Drabbles.)

“I just speak the commands?” Spike asked. At Willow’s nod, he ordered, “Aim for the Slayer’s training ground on the other side of the hill.”

It was eerie, watching the hundreds of phalluses, each carved out of snow, as they shifted in place.

“Fire,” Spike shouted. Snowballs started lobbing out of the snowy cocks, flying over the hill. From the sound of it, they’d hit their targets.

The first slayers roared over the hill. Willow’s stomach sank as she looked between Spike and the slayers. “You did tell them this is just a snowball fight, right?”

“And spoil the surprise?”

Comments

[skargasm.livejournal.com]

Absolutely cracking up laughing - the imagery of the snow cocks just about did me in!!! LOLOLOLOL

[skargasm.livejournal.com]

And congrats on the 100 words! :0)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[spikes-kogagirl.livejournal.com]

XD That's great! Totally like Spike. Oh i should so make a Spander snowball fight. That'd be so damn cute XD *runs off to do just that.* Thanks for sharing!!! *Hugs*

[rua1412.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[consumedly.livejournal.com]

“You did tell them this is just a snowball fight, right?” “And spoil the surprise?”
This is bloody brilliant :-D

RYL