Fic: Snowball Fight

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Snowball Fight
Fandom: BtVS
Category: Humor
Characters/Pairing: Spike, Willow
Rating: PG-13 for the snow cocks
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Summary: Spike starts a snowball fight
Notes: Written for Advent Drabbles and a prompt at Spike/Buffy Fag Ends: snowball fight
Word Count: 100 (yes! I'm finally posting an actual drabble at Advent Drabbles.)

“I just speak the commands?” Spike asked. At Willow’s nod, he ordered, “Aim for the Slayer’s training ground on the other side of the hill.”

It was eerie, watching the hundreds of phalluses, each carved out of snow, as they shifted in place.

“Fire,” Spike shouted. Snowballs started lobbing out of the snowy cocks, flying over the hill. From the sound of it, they’d hit their targets.

The first slayers roared over the hill. Willow’s stomach sank as she looked between Spike and the slayers. “You did tell them this is just a snowball fight, right?”

“And spoil the surprise?”

Comments

[skargasm.livejournal.com]

Absolutely cracking up laughing - the imagery of the snow cocks just about did me in!!! LOLOLOLOL

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I've gotten an e-mail with that snowball shooting snow cock in it. I did not make it up, but I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[skargasm.livejournal.com]

And congrats on the 100 words! :0)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I was having trouble with this story, had given it up completely, and then started it again, with a dramatic rewrite, which worked out much shorter than the orginal.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. *grins*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yep! *grins*

[spikes-kogagirl.livejournal.com]

XD That's great! Totally like Spike. Oh i should so make a Spander snowball fight. That'd be so damn cute XD *runs off to do just that.* Thanks for sharing!!! *Hugs*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That is rather Spike-like, isn't it? And please let me know when your Spander snowball fight is done!

[rua1412.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[consumedly.livejournal.com]

“You did tell them this is just a snowball fight, right?” “And spoil the surprise?”
This is bloody brilliant :-D

RYL

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! *grins*