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dragonyphoenix ([personal profile] dragonyphoenix) wrote2014-05-23 03:16 pm
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Fic: The Perfect Cup of Tea

Note: Written for a prompt at Giles Shorts: last minute
Note: Edited to fix my tea-making and label mistakes. I'd meant to add a warning that I didn't know how to make a proper cup of tea - read: I made Rupert's process up - but somehow I spaced it. It's been that kind of a week. Although it's nice that no one has complained he wouldn't use Earl Grey in his perfect cup of tea. I couldn't resist having Xander snickering at the Star Trek reference.
Edit: Gillo wrote a lovely response to my story: Tea Parties Suck

The big bad, as the children would call it, had been defeated, the books put away, and the library closed. He’d sent Buffy out on one final patrol, but that was a mere formality, so safe that even Willow and Xander had tagged along. Rupert felt sure that he could relax for the evening.

He could, finally, after weeks of making do with inferior American blends, take the time to brew the perfect cup of tea. Once the water was boiling, he swirled a portion into the teapot to warm it and only then added the tea, loose leaf of course. Rupert couldn’t quite work out why Xander snickered each time he saw the Earl Grey label. The exact steeping time depended upon a variety of factors including the humidity in the air, the cooling rate of the water, and the freshness of the leaves. Rupert took careful notice of the teapot, inhaling to catch the subtle variants in the aroma that would tell him when the tea was nearly ready. The last minute was of the utmost importance. Almost there, just a bit more.

The children barged through the door. “Giles, there’s a problem.”

Rupert poured the tea and set the strainer aside before Buffy could realize that she didn’t have his full attention. He often had to feign equanimity with the children, but not this evening. After all, even if he didn’t have time to enjoy it, he had brewed the perfect cup of tea.
il_mio_capitano: (twa)

[personal profile] il_mio_capitano 2014-05-23 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Mind you I'm not a tea drinker myself but the boiling water thing is in the Brit handbook. :)

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I could really use a copy of that Brit handbook if I'm going to keep writing Giles stories!

I actually did look it up. I think I was enamored of the idea of stopping just before boiling because it sounded more precise and more difficult.
gillo: (Default)

[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's the sort of pooffy thing no red-blooded Brit would ever do in RL!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
True. My bad. I get excited and carried away and make mistakes.
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Spike observing an American doing it for Giles would be hilarious!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-24 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
And YOU should write it. You you you you you.

Otherwise it could get stuck in my brain and I'll have to.
gillo: (Focus)

[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-24 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
This may just have started a bunny. Hmmm....

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-24 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent.

Hmm, I seem to need an icon of that creepy rich guy from The Simpsons.
gillo: (I wish to be tense)

[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-27 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
il_mio_capitano: (twa)

[personal profile] il_mio_capitano 2014-05-24 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
There's a whole section on queuing etiquette in that handbook I tell ya.

Anyway, that aside...can I tempt you to sign up for a date for summer-of-giles? *Flutters eyelashes winningly*

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-24 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
queuing as in standing in line? *shakes head*

I'll give it a try. *is nervous will write a bad story*
il_mio_capitano: (yay)

[personal profile] il_mio_capitano 2014-05-24 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I read your work. You don't have anything to worry about. You rock.

Thank you for letting me twist your arm. ;)

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-24 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I don't know why I'm nervous. Maybe because if I'm writing for a prompt and don't like it I don't have to post it. Not that that really happens.
gillo: (Focus)

[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-25 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Queuing matters. The world would end without it.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-26 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, just get your friends to let you sneak in at the start of the line!
gillo: (Good Lord)

[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-26 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Good heavens, no. Chaos and catastrophe would ensue.

The world is definitely doomed...

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-27 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Apocalypse! Apocalypse! We need Giles!