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dragonyphoenix ([personal profile] dragonyphoenix) wrote2014-05-23 03:16 pm
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Fic: The Perfect Cup of Tea

Note: Written for a prompt at Giles Shorts: last minute
Note: Edited to fix my tea-making and label mistakes. I'd meant to add a warning that I didn't know how to make a proper cup of tea - read: I made Rupert's process up - but somehow I spaced it. It's been that kind of a week. Although it's nice that no one has complained he wouldn't use Earl Grey in his perfect cup of tea. I couldn't resist having Xander snickering at the Star Trek reference.
Edit: Gillo wrote a lovely response to my story: Tea Parties Suck

The big bad, as the children would call it, had been defeated, the books put away, and the library closed. He’d sent Buffy out on one final patrol, but that was a mere formality, so safe that even Willow and Xander had tagged along. Rupert felt sure that he could relax for the evening.

He could, finally, after weeks of making do with inferior American blends, take the time to brew the perfect cup of tea. Once the water was boiling, he swirled a portion into the teapot to warm it and only then added the tea, loose leaf of course. Rupert couldn’t quite work out why Xander snickered each time he saw the Earl Grey label. The exact steeping time depended upon a variety of factors including the humidity in the air, the cooling rate of the water, and the freshness of the leaves. Rupert took careful notice of the teapot, inhaling to catch the subtle variants in the aroma that would tell him when the tea was nearly ready. The last minute was of the utmost importance. Almost there, just a bit more.

The children barged through the door. “Giles, there’s a problem.”

Rupert poured the tea and set the strainer aside before Buffy could realize that she didn’t have his full attention. He often had to feign equanimity with the children, but not this evening. After all, even if he didn’t have time to enjoy it, he had brewed the perfect cup of tea.
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No!!!!!

The water for tea MUST be boiling. Every Brit knows that. You pour a little in the pot before it reaches the boil, then swirl it round, empty, add the leaves and then the water which must be fully boiling.

Otherwise this was fun. But the use of not-boiling water for tea is why we cringe at the way Americans and Europeans make it!

I love Giles at last relieved to have a moment away from the children to savour the important things in life.
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What Gill says. Also, you have "the Earl Gray label." The tea is Earl *Grey*.
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Good catch. I think I was so outraged by the water I missed the Earl. Earthquakes in Eldon Square may result from my lese-majesty!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, I thought I'd corrected Earl Gray to Earl Grey. Darn it!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, American here. I honestly zap my chai in the microwave. Yes, I'm that lazy!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, fixing, fixing! I'd hate to be causing earthquakes. ;-)

And I'm impressed by the number of grumpy Giles icons you have.
Edited 2014-05-23 20:48 (UTC)
il_mio_capitano: (twa)

[personal profile] il_mio_capitano 2014-05-23 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The horror of it all!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking I could write a series of horror stories for Brits about how Americans make tea. Oooh, or possibly it could be a reality tv show!

Granted, it is important that I get it right in my story. It definitely bugs me when I see writers getting things wrong.
Edited 2014-05-23 20:55 (UTC)

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the feedback. I do like to get things right but am sometimes to excited to be as careful as I should be.
il_mio_capitano: (twa)

[personal profile] il_mio_capitano 2014-05-23 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Mind you I'm not a tea drinker myself but the boiling water thing is in the Brit handbook. :)

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I could really use a copy of that Brit handbook if I'm going to keep writing Giles stories!

I actually did look it up. I think I was enamored of the idea of stopping just before boiling because it sounded more precise and more difficult.

[identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, lovely look at Giles and his tea.


Gabrielle

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I'm quite pleased with it. *grin*
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally agree. Spike was right about Giles's life priorities. Cuppa tea outweighs other things three to one...
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's the sort of pooffy thing no red-blooded Brit would ever do in RL!
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Some things are just very serious. ;-)
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I love grumpy Giles. And most other Giles...

You meddle with our tea at your peril. ;-)
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I really want to stress that I like it. It's just that tea matters, dammit!

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
True. My bad. I get excited and carried away and make mistakes.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, now your making me WANT to meddle! ;-)

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I did think that you liked it but thank you for taking the time to make sure I understand that.
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[identity profile] rbfvid.livejournal.com 2014-05-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely drabble, always knew Giles has his own tea ceremony.
Besides, now you know how to get lots of comments from brits)
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Spike observing an American doing it for Giles would be hilarious!
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an issue that would actually unite Spike, Giles and Wesley!

Even Dru would have an opinion.
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[personal profile] gillo 2014-05-23 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Some things are sacred!

;-)

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