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Note: Written for a prompt at Giles Shorts: last minute
Note: Edited to fix my tea-making and label mistakes. I'd meant to add a warning that I didn't know how to make a proper cup of tea - read: I made Rupert's process up - but somehow I spaced it. It's been that kind of a week. Although it's nice that no one has complained he wouldn't use Earl Grey in his perfect cup of tea. I couldn't resist having Xander snickering at the Star Trek reference.
Edit: Gillo wrote a lovely response to my story: Tea Parties Suck

The big bad, as the children would call it, had been defeated, the books put away, and the library closed. He’d sent Buffy out on one final patrol, but that was a mere formality, so safe that even Willow and Xander had tagged along. Rupert felt sure that he could relax for the evening.

He could, finally, after weeks of making do with inferior American blends, take the time to brew the perfect cup of tea. Once the water was boiling, he swirled a portion into the teapot to warm it and only then added the tea, loose leaf of course. Rupert couldn’t quite work out why Xander snickered each time he saw the Earl Grey label. The exact steeping time depended upon a variety of factors including the humidity in the air, the cooling rate of the water, and the freshness of the leaves. Rupert took careful notice of the teapot, inhaling to catch the subtle variants in the aroma that would tell him when the tea was nearly ready. The last minute was of the utmost importance. Almost there, just a bit more.

The children barged through the door. “Giles, there’s a problem.”

Rupert poured the tea and set the strainer aside before Buffy could realize that she didn’t have his full attention. He often had to feign equanimity with the children, but not this evening. After all, even if he didn’t have time to enjoy it, he had brewed the perfect cup of tea.

Date: 2014-05-23 08:48 pm (UTC)
il_mio_capitano: (twa)
From: [personal profile] il_mio_capitano
The horror of it all!

Date: 2014-05-23 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
I'm thinking I could write a series of horror stories for Brits about how Americans make tea. Oooh, or possibly it could be a reality tv show!

Granted, it is important that I get it right in my story. It definitely bugs me when I see writers getting things wrong.
Edited Date: 2014-05-23 08:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-05-23 08:58 pm (UTC)
il_mio_capitano: (twa)
From: [personal profile] il_mio_capitano
Mind you I'm not a tea drinker myself but the boiling water thing is in the Brit handbook. :)

Date: 2014-05-23 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Hey, I could really use a copy of that Brit handbook if I'm going to keep writing Giles stories!

I actually did look it up. I think I was enamored of the idea of stopping just before boiling because it sounded more precise and more difficult.

Date: 2014-05-23 09:43 pm (UTC)
gillo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] gillo
Yeah, but it's the sort of pooffy thing no red-blooded Brit would ever do in RL!

Date: 2014-05-23 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
True. My bad. I get excited and carried away and make mistakes.

Date: 2014-05-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
gillo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] gillo
I think Spike observing an American doing it for Giles would be hilarious!

Date: 2014-05-24 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
And YOU should write it. You you you you you.

Otherwise it could get stuck in my brain and I'll have to.

Date: 2014-05-24 07:12 am (UTC)
gillo: (Focus)
From: [personal profile] gillo
This may just have started a bunny. Hmmm....

Date: 2014-05-24 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Excellent.

Hmm, I seem to need an icon of that creepy rich guy from The Simpsons.

Date: 2014-05-27 10:52 pm (UTC)
gillo: (I wish to be tense)
From: [personal profile] gillo

Date: 2014-05-24 07:45 am (UTC)
il_mio_capitano: (twa)
From: [personal profile] il_mio_capitano
There's a whole section on queuing etiquette in that handbook I tell ya.

Anyway, that aside...can I tempt you to sign up for a date for summer-of-giles? *Flutters eyelashes winningly*

Date: 2014-05-24 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
queuing as in standing in line? *shakes head*

I'll give it a try. *is nervous will write a bad story*

Date: 2014-05-24 12:40 pm (UTC)
il_mio_capitano: (yay)
From: [personal profile] il_mio_capitano
I read your work. You don't have anything to worry about. You rock.

Thank you for letting me twist your arm. ;)

Date: 2014-05-24 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thanks. I don't know why I'm nervous. Maybe because if I'm writing for a prompt and don't like it I don't have to post it. Not that that really happens.

Date: 2014-05-25 10:39 pm (UTC)
gillo: (Focus)
From: [personal profile] gillo
Queuing matters. The world would end without it.

Date: 2014-05-26 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Nah, just get your friends to let you sneak in at the start of the line!

Date: 2014-05-26 10:11 am (UTC)
gillo: (Good Lord)
From: [personal profile] gillo
Good heavens, no. Chaos and catastrophe would ensue.

The world is definitely doomed...

Date: 2014-05-27 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Apocalypse! Apocalypse! We need Giles!

Date: 2014-05-23 09:40 pm (UTC)
gillo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] gillo
Totally agree. Spike was right about Giles's life priorities. Cuppa tea outweighs other things three to one...

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