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Fandom: BtVS
Prompt (Open on Sunday): Episode Titles - The Zeppo
Summary: If Dr. Seuss had written "The Zeppo"

As Xander is wondering
What it means to be cool,
His uncle's old car
Leads him straight to a ghoul.

Will's late night dreams
Mean she can't be her best
When she's naked and vulnerable
And late for a test.

Guy with a car
No need for bling
It isn't a metaphor
It's just Xander's *thing*.

Comes out of the grave
An old bud, not a stranger.
The first thing he wants:
Walker, Texas Ranger.

The secrets belong
To time and dark regions.
Unfortunately for Xander
The zombies are legion.

Always open for crime.
A car sure is cool.
“I love you” from Willow
“Let's kill him” – O'Toole.

She's ready to pop.
He gives into her charms.
Antithetical moment.
His clothes in his arms.

Nothing can change that,
No not even death.
When Xander coughs
They each catch their breath.

Don't love your chances.
Who has less fear?
I like the quiet,
Don't mind if death's near.

Real face was scary
But Angel's okay.
World saveage unknown,
Xander smiles, turns away.

Note: When Xander coughs, they each catch their breath. That refers to my favorite thing about the episode. Everything not directly dealing with Xander is just a little over the top. This is epitomized when he finds Buffy and Angel. The music is a bit to schmaltzy as is the dialog. When Xander coughs, it all just stops. And of course it picks up again after he's walked away.

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