Two Dead Boys

[dragonyphoenix]

Here's one my uncle Dale used to recite.

One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
(If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man – he saw it too!)

Comments

[maramcreates]

You have quite the men in your family ;)

[dragonyphoenix]

On both sides! Uncle Dale is my maternal grandmother's cousin.