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[dragonyphoenix]

Doc says I've got a muscle spasm of the gluetus minimus. Name doesn't come close to covering it. Needs words like "ouchie" and "super hurty" and "excruciating." But it should go away on it's own.

I did forget to ask the doctor if pain is associated with loss of appetite. Mine was gone for a few days and only came back about a full day after I started in on the pain meds.

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[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I hope it subsides on its own. S/he didn't give you anything, like a muscle relaxant?

(Of course, it made me think of the one and only time I loved Meg Ryan in a movie, in French Kiss, doing her French Kevin Kline impersonation: "My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch." Which is inappropriate, but also appropriate and maybe funny too? Or not?)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

They have me pain meds which took care of the worst of the problem.

For more butt jokes ... I need to find a tennis ball and basically rub it between my butt and the floor. Something about breaking up fibers in the muscle? But the pain is supposed to go away on it's own.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. You're going to be rubbing balls on your ass.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

No, no, I think it's funny!

And rubbing balls on my ass has been super helpful in reducing the pain.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

It was probably funny. I've seen French Kiss but it was so long ago I don't remember details.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Relevant bit is at the end of this (admittedly crappy quality video) segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-jXANe8Eh8

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks, that was funny!