we got a bro; I'm not happy

[dragonyphoenix]

A seriously creepy guy started at my new job yesterday. He doesn't come off as creepy right off the bat. He's more of an everybody's buddy kind of a guy but in a slightly smarmy way. We first met him on our break. He was there when we arrived and still there when we left, which didn't make a great impression but he got Jack – surrounded by women; doesn't chat much – talking so that was slightly in his favor. He also talked about having to take the training many times recently because he's been job hopping; again, not a great impression. I was actually wondering why he'd been hired.

 

That afternoon we learn he's coming on as a floating manager. That reminded me of a couple of stories, both about men being brought in from the outside instead of giving a woman who'd been there for years the job. It did, possibly, explain why he'd taken the extended break. My guess is he sweet-talked Heather saying it'd give him a chance to get to know everyone.

 

Today at lunch he told us he has two women pregnant. And he wants 17 sons. This after bemoaning the fact that he doesn't have much time to spend with his current son. It's unclear to me if the boy's mother is one of the two women he currently has pregnant.

 

Aaaaaah! *runs away*

Comments

[rahirah]

Ugh. He sounds like someone to keep an eye on.

[dragonyphoenix]

Today we were discussing what we'd do if we had enough money to retire. He wants to start a cult. I wasn't surprised.

[rahirah]

Oooh. So edgy. :eyeroll:

[alatefeline]

Ewwwwwwwwww.

[dragonyphoenix]

Today he told us he wants to start a cult. Apparently he doesn't realize that's a bad thing. We were making "don't drink the KoolAid" jokes during break.

[alatefeline]

*covers head with hands and hides under table*

[dragonyphoenix]

Yeah, I'll be hiding under the table too! ;-)

[baronjanus]

Don't you have laws against people telling you about their sex life at the office or something, sigh

[dragonyphoenix]

We do but I'm pretty sure what he's been saying doesn't come under sexual harassment.

[baronjanus]

Pregnancy status that does not start with "I'm" or "my cat is" is tmi ;)

[dragonyphoenix]

He definitely did want to shock everyone with it. Which he did.

[baronjanus]

I honestly would count "I impregnated people" as an unwanted sexual comment.