Just For the Halibut

[dragonyphoenix]

“Xander,” Spike smirked, whispering. “Xander.”

“Shut up,” Xander mumbled, flailing an arm in Spike's general direction. “Can't torture me so let me sleep.”

Spike leaned back and blinked about a half dozen times before an evil grin lit up his face.

“What's that tuna you're humming? Salmon Chanted Evening. Get it? The tuna is Salmon Chanted Evening. I know, that one was cod awful but don't worry, a lot more where that came from. What's wrong luv? You seem to be floundering. Nothing to carp on about. Not like I have a sole or anything, just fish and a chip.”

Xander rolled over and stared, unblinking, at the ceiling. Oh God, he'd been wrong. Spike could torture him.

Comments

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, you don't need to bite people to be evil.

[bmblbee.livejournal.com]

Very funny! That reminded me of the old one

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Bare ass me again."

[darthsindel1981.livejournal.com]

lol too too funny

[peroxidepirate.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. Cute!

Took me ages to figure out the Zander Lake in my area is named after the zander *fish,* not a misspelling of the name Xander...

[whyskeyeyes.livejournal.com]

Evil evil evil awful. In the best possible way of course. Man posting in the wee hours is such fun .

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

Lovely stuff. So good you should be punished.


Spander rools!

[of-too-minds.livejournal.com]

lol

That was great.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

That's brill. :-)