Just For the Halibut

[dragonyphoenix]

“Xander,” Spike smirked, whispering. “Xander.”

“Shut up,” Xander mumbled, flailing an arm in Spike's general direction. “Can't torture me so let me sleep.”

Spike leaned back and blinked about a half dozen times before an evil grin lit up his face.

“What's that tuna you're humming? Salmon Chanted Evening. Get it? The tuna is Salmon Chanted Evening. I know, that one was cod awful but don't worry, a lot more where that came from. What's wrong luv? You seem to be floundering. Nothing to carp on about. Not like I have a sole or anything, just fish and a chip.”

Xander rolled over and stared, unblinking, at the ceiling. Oh God, he'd been wrong. Spike could torture him.

Comments

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. Glad you liked!

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, you don't need to bite people to be evil.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Spike certainly doesn't. One of my favorite scenes is where he walks away, from playiing mind games on Xander and Willow, with an evil smirk on his face.

[bmblbee.livejournal.com]

Very funny! That reminded me of the old one

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Bare ass me again."

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

'tis new to me. Although that reminds me of RAW's: See you when tea is ready.

[darthsindel1981.livejournal.com]

lol too too funny

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I used to be on a bulletin board, dating myself here, that would occassionaly devolve into puns. Got it into my head when I was writing the last set of drabble and just found my notes for it yesterday. Cleaning is good!

[peroxidepirate.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. Cute!

Took me ages to figure out the Zander Lake in my area is named after the zander *fish,* not a misspelling of the name Xander...

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

There's a fish called Zander? Much better than a fish called Wanda, don'cha think? Thanks for that. Seriously cool. Very glad I went with fish puns now.

... and now I'm wondering if Spike chose fish puns because he knew about the zander fish. Gotta love the way my brain works, sometimes.

[whyskeyeyes.livejournal.com]

Evil evil evil awful. In the best possible way of course. Man posting in the wee hours is such fun .

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It is fun but then I worry that people will think I'm quite mad.

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

Lovely stuff. So good you should be punished.


Spander rools!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh no, not pun...ishment.

Good to hear. Was concerned I might have wandered into a Spander-free zone.

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

Was concerned I might have wandered into a Spander-free zone.

Good God, no! Though it is becoming increasingly Spuffyfied, which is worrying. There's not a high level of Spander love, I must admit, but it's our job to educate the masses!

I'll always love Spander, though Spangel was my first intro to slash.

I'll always love Spangel *g*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I never really got the Spuffy but Buffy in general is someone I'm not very intersted in writing. Don't know why, just the way I feel.

Spander was my first slash although I am coming to appreciate Spangel. Here (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/19559.html) is a couple of drabble I wrote that's Angel/Spike/Xander. Fluffy and sweet.

Oh, and here (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/10806.html) is based on Lit_Gal's (http://lit-gal.livejournal.com/) Kin of the Heart (http://lit-gal.livejournal.com/tag/fic:+buffy:+kin+of+the+heart) series. Sexually explicit drabble that continues the scene set by dharma_slut (http://dharma-slut.livejournal.com/).

Oh! And I just noticed your icon! Totally excellent!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh, and thank you!

[of-too-minds.livejournal.com]

lol

That was great.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

That's brill. :-)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Can never have enough puns.