Just For the Halibut
Feb. 22nd, 2009 08:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
“Xander,” Spike smirked, whispering. “Xander.”
“Shut up,” Xander mumbled, flailing an arm in Spike's general direction. “Can't torture me so let me sleep.”
Spike leaned back and blinked about a half dozen times before an evil grin lit up his face.
“What's that tuna you're humming? Salmon Chanted Evening. Get it? The tuna is Salmon Chanted Evening. I know, that one was cod awful but don't worry, a lot more where that came from. What's wrong luv? You seem to be floundering. Nothing to carp on about. Not like I have a sole or anything, just fish and a chip.”
Xander rolled over and stared, unblinking, at the ceiling. Oh God, he'd been wrong. Spike could torture him.
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Date: 2009-02-23 11:00 am (UTC)"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Bare ass me again."
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Date: 2009-02-23 11:11 pm (UTC)'tis new to me. Although that reminds me of RAW's: See you when tea is ready.
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Date: 2009-02-23 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-24 12:15 am (UTC)Took me ages to figure out the Zander Lake in my area is named after the zander *fish,* not a misspelling of the name Xander...
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Date: 2009-02-24 03:02 am (UTC)... and now I'm wondering if Spike chose fish puns because he knew about the zander fish. Gotta love the way my brain works, sometimes.
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Date: 2009-06-30 11:31 am (UTC)Spander rools!
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Date: 2009-06-30 01:46 pm (UTC)Good to hear. Was concerned I might have wandered into a Spander-free zone.
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Date: 2009-06-30 02:50 pm (UTC)Good God, no! Though it is becoming increasingly Spuffyfied, which is worrying. There's not a high level of Spander love, I must admit, but it's our job to educate the masses!
I'll always love Spander, though Spangel was my first intro to slash.
I'll always love Spangel *g*
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Date: 2009-06-30 03:26 pm (UTC)Spander was my first slash although I am coming to appreciate Spangel. Here (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/19559.html) is a couple of drabble I wrote that's Angel/Spike/Xander. Fluffy and sweet.
Oh, and here (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/10806.html) is based on Lit_Gal's (http://lit-gal.livejournal.com/) Kin of the Heart (http://lit-gal.livejournal.com/tag/fic:+buffy:+kin+of+the+heart) series. Sexually explicit drabble that continues the scene set by dharma_slut (http://dharma-slut.livejournal.com/).
Oh! And I just noticed your icon! Totally excellent!
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Date: 2009-07-02 01:14 am (UTC)That was great.
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