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“Xander,” Spike smirked, whispering. “Xander.”

“Shut up,” Xander mumbled, flailing an arm in Spike's general direction. “Can't torture me so let me sleep.”

Spike leaned back and blinked about a half dozen times before an evil grin lit up his face.

“What's that tuna you're humming? Salmon Chanted Evening. Get it? The tuna is Salmon Chanted Evening. I know, that one was cod awful but don't worry, a lot more where that came from. What's wrong luv? You seem to be floundering. Nothing to carp on about. Not like I have a sole or anything, just fish and a chip.”

Xander rolled over and stared, unblinking, at the ceiling. Oh God, he'd been wrong. Spike could torture him.

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Date: 2009-02-23 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Oh, thank you. Glad you liked!

Date: 2009-02-23 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulder200.livejournal.com
LOL! Yeah, you don't need to bite people to be evil.

Date: 2009-02-23 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Spike certainly doesn't. One of my favorite scenes is where he walks away, from playiing mind games on Xander and Willow, with an evil smirk on his face.

Date: 2009-02-23 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bmblbee.livejournal.com
Very funny! That reminded me of the old one

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Bare ass me again."

Date: 2009-02-23 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thanks.

'tis new to me. Although that reminds me of RAW's: See you when tea is ready.

Date: 2009-02-23 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthsindel1981.livejournal.com
lol too too funny

Date: 2009-02-23 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thank you. I used to be on a bulletin board, dating myself here, that would occassionaly devolve into puns. Got it into my head when I was writing the last set of drabble and just found my notes for it yesterday. Cleaning is good!

Date: 2009-02-24 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peroxidepirate.livejournal.com
Heeheehee. Cute!

Took me ages to figure out the Zander Lake in my area is named after the zander *fish,* not a misspelling of the name Xander...

Date: 2009-02-24 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
There's a fish called Zander? Much better than a fish called Wanda, don'cha think? Thanks for that. Seriously cool. Very glad I went with fish puns now.

... and now I'm wondering if Spike chose fish puns because he knew about the zander fish. Gotta love the way my brain works, sometimes.

Date: 2009-06-30 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whyskeyeyes.livejournal.com
Evil evil evil awful. In the best possible way of course. Man posting in the wee hours is such fun .

Date: 2009-06-30 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thank you. It is fun but then I worry that people will think I'm quite mad.

Date: 2009-06-30 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mwrgana.livejournal.com
Lovely stuff. So good you should be punished.


Spander rools!

Date: 2009-06-30 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Oh no, not pun...ishment.

Good to hear. Was concerned I might have wandered into a Spander-free zone.

Date: 2009-06-30 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mwrgana.livejournal.com
Was concerned I might have wandered into a Spander-free zone.

Good God, no! Though it is becoming increasingly Spuffyfied, which is worrying. There's not a high level of Spander love, I must admit, but it's our job to educate the masses!

I'll always love Spander, though Spangel was my first intro to slash.

I'll always love Spangel *g*
Edited Date: 2009-06-30 02:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-30 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
I never really got the Spuffy but Buffy in general is someone I'm not very intersted in writing. Don't know why, just the way I feel.

Spander was my first slash although I am coming to appreciate Spangel. Here (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/19559.html) is a couple of drabble I wrote that's Angel/Spike/Xander. Fluffy and sweet.

Oh, and here (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/10806.html) is based on Lit_Gal's (http://lit-gal.livejournal.com/) Kin of the Heart (http://lit-gal.livejournal.com/tag/fic:+buffy:+kin+of+the+heart) series. Sexually explicit drabble that continues the scene set by dharma_slut (http://dharma-slut.livejournal.com/).

Oh! And I just noticed your icon! Totally excellent!

Date: 2009-06-30 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Oh, and thank you!

Date: 2009-07-02 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] of-too-minds.livejournal.com
lol

That was great.

Date: 2009-07-02 01:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-03-23 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
That's brill. :-)

Date: 2010-03-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thanks. Can never have enough puns.

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