Fic: Tongue Twisted

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Tongue Twisted
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Spike/Xander, Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Notes: I read a 50-word story about Spike and Xander explaining to Buffy why they were kissing, although I don’t recall the author. It ended pretty much where my story begins. I was interested in how they’d explain the tongues.


“Fine,” Buffy said, crossing her arms. “You fell on Spike and your lips mashed together. Explain the tongues.”

“I, um, bit my tongue when I fell?” Xander looked towards Spike for approval. “Hard. It bled and Spike was hungry so… Ow! Why’d you punch me? Oh… That’s not what happened.”

“Cause I wasn’t sure he’d let me suck something else,” Spike grabbed his crotch, “on the first date.”

“Yeah,” Xander said. “Wait. What? You were gonna?”

Spike slowly slid his tongue across his lips.

Grabbing Spike’s arm, Xander raced off into the night, calling back to Buffy, “Gotta go. Bye.”

Comments

[musicbitch.livejournal.com]

LOL, loved it.

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

Loved it!! =D

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, forget Buffy! :-)

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Good on Xander just grabbing the vampire and taking off. Why do they owe Buffy an explanation anyway?

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's awesome!

[etaureau.livejournal.com]

Adorable!

[annabuffy.livejournal.com]

Loved it. Too funny-fell and your lips smashed together!!

[samueljames]

Love them just walking out on Buffy.

[fraggle-rock77.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yesss! So perfect!

Thank you for this :)

[jasonsnene.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Classic! *gigglesnort*

[patyno.livejournal.com]

Tooooo cute!!!

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaha! X-D