Fic: Tongue Twisted

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Tongue Twisted
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Spike/Xander, Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Notes: I read a 50-word story about Spike and Xander explaining to Buffy why they were kissing, although I don’t recall the author. It ended pretty much where my story begins. I was interested in how they’d explain the tongues.


“Fine,” Buffy said, crossing her arms. “You fell on Spike and your lips mashed together. Explain the tongues.”

“I, um, bit my tongue when I fell?” Xander looked towards Spike for approval. “Hard. It bled and Spike was hungry so… Ow! Why’d you punch me? Oh… That’s not what happened.”

“Cause I wasn’t sure he’d let me suck something else,” Spike grabbed his crotch, “on the first date.”

“Yeah,” Xander said. “Wait. What? You were gonna?”

Spike slowly slid his tongue across his lips.

Grabbing Spike’s arm, Xander raced off into the night, calling back to Buffy, “Gotta go. Bye.”

Comments

[musicbitch.livejournal.com]

LOL, loved it.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I laugh each time I read it too. ;-)

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

Loved it!! =D

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, forget Buffy! :-)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Thanks.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Good on Xander just grabbing the vampire and taking off. Why do they owe Buffy an explanation anyway?

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I do like the bit with them just running off together.

This story is sort of an add on to another. Apparently there was a prompt to write about Spike and Xander kissing in 50 words. The story I'm adding onto had them explaining to Buffy but, if I recall correctly, didn't go into why. Best as I can tell, she ran across them kissing and they're trying to explain it.

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's awesome!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks!

[etaureau.livejournal.com]

Adorable!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yep, it is fairly cute, isn't it. Glad you liked it.

[annabuffy.livejournal.com]

Loved it. Too funny-fell and your lips smashed together!!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it but the fell and lips smashed together line isn't mine. That line ended the story that this is a sequel to. Unfortunately I don't recall the author because I'd love to credit him/her.

[samueljames]

Love them just walking out on Buffy.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yeah, I rather liked that bit as well.

[fraggle-rock77.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yesss! So perfect!

Thank you for this :)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Perfect? *preen, preen*

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. ;-)

Oh, and awesome icon. *swoon*

[jasonsnene.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Classic! *gigglesnort*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That sums it up so well. ;-)

[patyno.livejournal.com]

Tooooo cute!!!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I boys are adorable together. ;-)

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaha! X-D

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.