dragonyphoenix: Blackadder looking at scraps of paper, saying "It could use a beta" (i have no mouth and i must squee)
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Title: Tongue Twisted
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Spike/Xander, Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Notes: I read a 50-word story about Spike and Xander explaining to Buffy why they were kissing, although I don’t recall the author. It ended pretty much where my story begins. I was interested in how they’d explain the tongues.


“Fine,” Buffy said, crossing her arms. “You fell on Spike and your lips mashed together. Explain the tongues.”

“I, um, bit my tongue when I fell?” Xander looked towards Spike for approval. “Hard. It bled and Spike was hungry so… Ow! Why’d you punch me? Oh… That’s not what happened.”

“Cause I wasn’t sure he’d let me suck something else,” Spike grabbed his crotch, “on the first date.”

“Yeah,” Xander said. “Wait. What? You were gonna?”

Spike slowly slid his tongue across his lips.

Grabbing Spike’s arm, Xander raced off into the night, calling back to Buffy, “Gotta go. Bye.”

Date: 2010-03-05 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicbitch.livejournal.com
LOL, loved it.

Date: 2010-03-05 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thanks. I laugh each time I read it too. ;-)

Date: 2010-03-05 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken2003.livejournal.com
Loved it!! =D

Date: 2010-03-05 08:01 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-03-05 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whichclothes.livejournal.com
LOL! Yeah, forget Buffy! :-)

Date: 2010-03-05 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
*laughs* Thanks.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunettepet.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Good on Xander just grabbing the vampire and taking off. Why do they owe Buffy an explanation anyway?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thanks. I do like the bit with them just running off together.

This story is sort of an add on to another. Apparently there was a prompt to write about Spike and Xander kissing in 50 words. The story I'm adding onto had them explaining to Buffy but, if I recall correctly, didn't go into why. Best as I can tell, she ran across them kissing and they're trying to explain it.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulder200.livejournal.com
LOL! That's awesome!

Date: 2010-03-05 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Awww, thanks!

Date: 2010-03-06 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etaureau.livejournal.com
Adorable!

Date: 2010-03-06 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Yep, it is fairly cute, isn't it. Glad you liked it.

Date: 2010-03-06 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annabuffy.livejournal.com
Loved it. Too funny-fell and your lips smashed together!!

Date: 2010-03-06 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it but the fell and lips smashed together line isn't mine. That line ended the story that this is a sequel to. Unfortunately I don't recall the author because I'd love to credit him/her.

Date: 2010-03-06 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] samueljames
Love them just walking out on Buffy.

Date: 2010-03-06 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
*laughs* Yeah, I rather liked that bit as well.

Date: 2010-03-06 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fraggle-rock77.livejournal.com
Hahaha, yesss! So perfect!

Thank you for this :)

Date: 2010-03-06 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Perfect? *preen, preen*

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. ;-)

Oh, and awesome icon. *swoon*

Date: 2010-03-07 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com
ROFL. Classic! *gigglesnort*

Date: 2010-03-07 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
*laughs* That sums it up so well. ;-)

Date: 2010-03-07 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patyno.livejournal.com
Tooooo cute!!!

Date: 2010-03-07 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thank you. I boys are adorable together. ;-)

Date: 2010-03-08 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com
Mwahahahaha! X-D

Date: 2010-03-09 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
*laughs* Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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