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dragonyphoenix ([personal profile] dragonyphoenix) wrote2015-09-09 04:34 pm

man crazy

My cousin posted this on Facebook. Franky, no.
One, I'm supposed to be running after men? What, do I not have a life? Two, hell, I wouldn't even trust my mother to set me up on a date. I'm supposed to trust Jehova?

[identity profile] kerkevik-2014.livejournal.com 2015-09-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Kudos for an extraordinarily appropriate use of icon.

kerk

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-09 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that is an appropriate use of that icon. *huge grin*
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[personal profile] shapinglight 2015-09-09 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, that's patronising. Written by a man, I'm assuming?
Edited 2015-09-09 21:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-09 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it just. Written either by a man or a severely brainwashed woman.

[identity profile] baudown.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
God is a dating service?

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I want to see that commercial.

[identity profile] thisficklemob.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's called ChristianMingle.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeek! They've actually trademarked "Find God's match for you."!!!

[identity profile] thisficklemob.livejournal.com 2015-09-11 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I've never visited the site, I've just seen their ads. (I watch women's sports on television, which is often a destination for, shall we say, less-than-top-tier marketing campaigns. Lately, it's been much better -- BlackPeopleMeet.com's ads are way better.)

[identity profile] thisficklemob.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Don't do it! God totally sets up polygamous marriages, marriages with kidnapped wives, and marriages with concubines.

Plus, if you're post-menopausal, He'll sanction your husband having sex with the hired help.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Thanks for the warning.

[identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh for pity's sake.


Gabrielle

[identity profile] feliciacraft.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 04:27 am (UTC)(link)

After joking about God's binder full of men on Tumblr, I can't get that phrase out of my head.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
it's a sticky thought.

[identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. I hate messages like this.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, me too. ;-(
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[personal profile] double_dutchess 2015-09-10 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I find it difficult to get my head around the fact that people post this kind of thing in all seriousness... It really is pretty worrying.

[identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com 2015-09-10 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's doubly disturbing because I'd always thought of this cousin as fairly liberal. It's freaking me out to see her posting stuff like this.