man crazy

[dragonyphoenix]

My cousin posted this on Facebook. Franky, no.
One, I'm supposed to be running after men? What, do I not have a life? Two, hell, I wouldn't even trust my mother to set me up on a date. I'm supposed to trust Jehova?

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[kerkevik-2014.livejournal.com]

Kudos for an extraordinarily appropriate use of icon.

kerk

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that is an appropriate use of that icon. *huge grin*

[shapinglight]

Boy, that's patronising. Written by a man, I'm assuming?

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just. Written either by a man or a severely brainwashed woman.

[baudown.livejournal.com]

God is a dating service?

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I want to see that commercial.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

It's called ChristianMingle.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Eeeek! They've actually trademarked "Find God's match for you."!!!

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Really? I've never visited the site, I've just seen their ads. (I watch women's sports on television, which is often a destination for, shall we say, less-than-top-tier marketing campaigns. Lately, it's been much better -- BlackPeopleMeet.com's ads are way better.)

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Don't do it! God totally sets up polygamous marriages, marriages with kidnapped wives, and marriages with concubines.

Plus, if you're post-menopausal, He'll sanction your husband having sex with the hired help.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Thanks for the warning.

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Oh for pity's sake.


Gabrielle

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

yep

[feliciacraft.livejournal.com]

After joking about God's binder full of men on Tumblr, I can't get that phrase out of my head.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

it's a sticky thought.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I hate messages like this.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. ;-(

[double_dutchess]

I find it difficult to get my head around the fact that people post this kind of thing in all seriousness... It really is pretty worrying.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's doubly disturbing because I'd always thought of this cousin as fairly liberal. It's freaking me out to see her posting stuff like this.