Just For the Halibut

[dragonyphoenix]

“Xander,” Spike smirked, whispering. “Xander.”

“Shut up,” Xander mumbled, flailing an arm in Spike's general direction. “Can't torture me so let me sleep.”

Spike leaned back and blinked about a half dozen times before an evil grin lit up his face.

“What's that tuna you're humming? Salmon Chanted Evening. Get it? The tuna is Salmon Chanted Evening. I know, that one was cod awful but don't worry, a lot more where that came from. What's wrong luv? You seem to be floundering. Nothing to carp on about. Not like I have a sole or anything, just fish and a chip.”

Xander rolled over and stared, unblinking, at the ceiling. Oh God, he'd been wrong. Spike could torture him.

Comments

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, you don't need to bite people to be evil.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Spike certainly doesn't. One of my favorite scenes is where he walks away, from playiing mind games on Xander and Willow, with an evil smirk on his face.