Fic: Now You're Cooking... With Gas!

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Now You're Cooking... With Gas!
Fandom: BtVS
Rating: G
Character: Buffybot, Xander, Willow, Anya, Dawn, Spike (suggested)
Concrit: Please, in Comments
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine, not yet, but they will be… once I’ve taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha!
Word Count: 100
Note: Crackfic
Note: Written for a prompt at Open on Sunday: cook

The vampire poofed into dust. “That'll cook your goose.”

“Uh, what was that?” Xander asked.

Willow shrugged. “I'm trying, okay. At least it got her off the sex talk.”

“Ooooh.” The Buffybot bounced. “Sex with Spike is like cooking with gas, cooking a goose with gas.”

Anya snickered. “I'll say.”

“Huh?” Dawn asked.

“Well look at him,” Anya added. “Spike is hot. Sex with hot guys is like cooking with gas, but Spike is definitely trouble, so your goose would also get cooked.”

Xander pulled at Anya's arm. “You've thought about what sex with Spike would be like?”

“You haven't?”

Comments

[ginar369.livejournal.com]

Who hasn't?

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Excellent point! ;-)

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

Exactly - who hasn't? Seriously. Go Anya!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Everyone totally has. Anya's the only one honest enough to admit it!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love that Willow has to tinker with the Bot's word salad! But not matter what, the truth will out!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

When I got the idea of using the phrase "cooking with gas" it was either going to be the Mayor or the Buffybot. I just couldn't see anyone else saying that.

[comlodge.livejournal.com]

Teehee. Bet he has! Loved it:D

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*grin* I'm sure he has too. In fact, I almost ended it that way!

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Okay, I love that. And we all know that Xander has thought about sex with Spike.


Gabrielle

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I almost added it with Xander blushed. to show that he had, but I decided I liked theending a bit more open than that! ;-)

And certainly in any stories I write Xander's thought about sex with Spike. *huge grin*

[katleept.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Love it, and I'm *so* loving this comm, too! :-)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you. This does seem to be a popular story! And by comm you mean Open on Sunday? It is a great group. ;-)

[baudown.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Xander. We all have.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

That seems to be the consensus! ;-)

[leni-ba.livejournal.com]

I'm with Anya on this one. 110%.

*smirk*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Who wouldn't be? ;-)