Fic: Now You're Cooking... With Gas!

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Now You're Cooking... With Gas!
Fandom: BtVS
Rating: G
Character: Buffybot, Xander, Willow, Anya, Dawn, Spike (suggested)
Concrit: Please, in Comments
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine, not yet, but they will be… once I’ve taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha!
Word Count: 100
Note: Crackfic
Note: Written for a prompt at Open on Sunday: cook

The vampire poofed into dust. “That'll cook your goose.”

“Uh, what was that?” Xander asked.

Willow shrugged. “I'm trying, okay. At least it got her off the sex talk.”

“Ooooh.” The Buffybot bounced. “Sex with Spike is like cooking with gas, cooking a goose with gas.”

Anya snickered. “I'll say.”

“Huh?” Dawn asked.

“Well look at him,” Anya added. “Spike is hot. Sex with hot guys is like cooking with gas, but Spike is definitely trouble, so your goose would also get cooked.”

Xander pulled at Anya's arm. “You've thought about what sex with Spike would be like?”

“You haven't?”

Comments

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love that Willow has to tinker with the Bot's word salad! But not matter what, the truth will out!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

When I got the idea of using the phrase "cooking with gas" it was either going to be the Mayor or the Buffybot. I just couldn't see anyone else saying that.