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Title: Now You're Cooking... With Gas!
Fandom: BtVS
Rating: G
Character: Buffybot, Xander, Willow, Anya, Dawn, Spike (suggested)
Concrit: Please, in Comments
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine, not yet, but they will be… once I’ve taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha!
Word Count: 100

Note: Crackfic
Note: Written for a prompt at Open on Sunday: cook

The vampire poofed into dust. “That'll cook your goose.”

“Uh, what was that?” Xander asked.

Willow shrugged. “I'm trying, okay. At least it got her off the sex talk.”

“Ooooh.” The Buffybot bounced. “Sex with Spike is like cooking with gas, cooking a goose with gas.”

Anya snickered. “I'll say.”

“Huh?” Dawn asked.

“Well look at him,” Anya added. “Spike is hot. Sex with hot guys is like cooking with gas, but Spike is definitely trouble, so your goose would also get cooked.”

Xander pulled at Anya's arm. “You've thought about what sex with Spike would be like?”

“You haven't?”

Date: 2013-03-26 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginar369.livejournal.com
Who hasn't?

Date: 2013-03-26 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Excellent point! ;-)

Date: 2013-03-26 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaymesoftly.livejournal.com
Exactly - who hasn't? Seriously. Go Anya!

Date: 2013-03-27 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Everyone totally has. Anya's the only one honest enough to admit it!

Date: 2013-03-26 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com
Hee! I love that Willow has to tinker with the Bot's word salad! But not matter what, the truth will out!

Date: 2013-03-27 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
When I got the idea of using the phrase "cooking with gas" it was either going to be the Mayor or the Buffybot. I just couldn't see anyone else saying that.

Date: 2013-03-26 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] comlodge.livejournal.com
Teehee. Bet he has! Loved it:D

Date: 2013-03-27 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
*grin* I'm sure he has too. In fact, I almost ended it that way!

Date: 2013-03-26 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com
Okay, I love that. And we all know that Xander has thought about sex with Spike.


Gabrielle

Date: 2013-03-27 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
I almost added it with Xander blushed. to show that he had, but I decided I liked theending a bit more open than that! ;-)

And certainly in any stories I write Xander's thought about sex with Spike. *huge grin*

Date: 2013-03-26 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katleept.livejournal.com
LOL!! Love it, and I'm *so* loving this comm, too! :-)

Date: 2013-03-27 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Thank you. This does seem to be a popular story! And by comm you mean Open on Sunday? It is a great group. ;-)

Date: 2013-03-27 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baudown.livejournal.com
It's okay, Xander. We all have.

Date: 2013-03-27 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
That seems to be the consensus! ;-)

Date: 2013-04-01 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
I'm with Anya on this one. 110%.

*smirk*

Date: 2013-04-01 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
Who wouldn't be? ;-)

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