Fic: Bad Eggs and a Vamp in a Hat

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Bad Eggs and a Vamp in a Hat
Fandom: BtVS
Prompt from Open on Sunday: Episode Title - Bad Eggs
Summary: If the episode Bad Eggs had been written by Dr. Seuss
Rating: G

As the mall is closing,
No streetwalker dress,
A fight in the arcade,
And a Calling to confess.

Smoochies in closets
And kisses by graves,
These youngsters today
Very weird do behave.

Amongst Christian values
And the Jew’s Dreidel song,
Buffy, a single mother,
Just doesn’t belong.

With Mom under floor
Drawing hosts to her side,
Buffy and Xander
Have found their own guide.

Going back for a crowbar
When the Gorches attack.
Mom takes the younger
And makes him a snack.

When trapped in her room
By a mother so cruel,
Buffy and Angel
Do not break the rule.

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Hee! This was delightfully whimsical!


Gabrielle

[double_dutchess]

This is fun! I would love to read Dr Seuss versions of more episodes.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

This was a fun retelling!

[rbfvid.livejournal.com]

Aww, this is pure delight!

[red-satin-doll.livejournal.com]

Adorable! And, more please?

[punch-kicker15.livejournal.com]

This was delightful! I'm so impressed you managed to work so many scenes in and keep the rhymes and the word count as well. Great job.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Ha! Too clever.