Fic: Bad Eggs and a Vamp in a Hat

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Bad Eggs and a Vamp in a Hat
Fandom: BtVS
Prompt from Open on Sunday: Episode Title - Bad Eggs
Summary: If the episode Bad Eggs had been written by Dr. Seuss
Rating: G

As the mall is closing,
No streetwalker dress,
A fight in the arcade,
And a Calling to confess.

Smoochies in closets
And kisses by graves,
These youngsters today
Very weird do behave.

Amongst Christian values
And the Jew’s Dreidel song,
Buffy, a single mother,
Just doesn’t belong.

With Mom under floor
Drawing hosts to her side,
Buffy and Xander
Have found their own guide.

Going back for a crowbar
When the Gorches attack.
Mom takes the younger
And makes him a snack.

When trapped in her room
By a mother so cruel,
Buffy and Angel
Do not break the rule.

Comments

[red-satin-doll.livejournal.com]

This time I caught that she didn't see his reflection in the mirror.

Of course the show was fabulously inconsistent on the "how can a Slayer tell it's a vampire?" issue. Willow sensed a vamp that faith missed in Who Are You without slayer powers after all.

I was also surprised by how much there is going on in an episode. I had to take more notes than I'd expected.

That happened to me rewatching Ted before I wrote meta about it for the Big Damn Lovefest; I'd thought of it as a silly throwaway ep while watching it and realized it was nothing of the kind.

Very sorry to hear about your accident sweetie; did it cause other problems? Increased headaches? Back trauma? On the upside - um, you have a dramatic excuse (always useful); most of us sadly don't.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

No other issues, at least from that accident. I didn't even realize there were long-term problems for years and years. I did, eventually, realize I didn't recall things other people did but they were generally stupid things that had me asking "Why would you remember that?" When I met someone else who'd banged her head and she told me she'd become something of an airhead after, that's when I figured my amnesia must be related.