Fic: Bad Eggs and a Vamp in a Hat

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Bad Eggs and a Vamp in a Hat
Fandom: BtVS
Prompt from Open on Sunday: Episode Title - Bad Eggs
Summary: If the episode Bad Eggs had been written by Dr. Seuss
Rating: G

As the mall is closing,
No streetwalker dress,
A fight in the arcade,
And a Calling to confess.

Smoochies in closets
And kisses by graves,
These youngsters today
Very weird do behave.

Amongst Christian values
And the Jew’s Dreidel song,
Buffy, a single mother,
Just doesn’t belong.

With Mom under floor
Drawing hosts to her side,
Buffy and Xander
Have found their own guide.

Going back for a crowbar
When the Gorches attack.
Mom takes the younger
And makes him a snack.

When trapped in her room
By a mother so cruel,
Buffy and Angel
Do not break the rule.

Comments

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Huh, this is the second request I've gotten for more of these.

[red-satin-doll.livejournal.com]

Well I read double_dutchess's plea and thought it was darn good idea.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Since The Zeppo is my favorite ep, I'm thinking I could go for a rewatch.

[red-satin-doll.livejournal.com]

EW just posted a rewatch of Bad Eggs co-incidentally. (Oh so that's the ep that has the famous "Bangel kissing through the window" image.)

And I was talking to someone about IRYJ the other day (we're both fans) and thinking I need to rewatch that one as well. So - yeah, rewatch in order.

ETA: if it leads to more drabbles, rewatch is a FAB idea.

[rbfvid.livejournal.com]

I would love to see Dr. Seuss version of that one, too.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Just rewatched it. Need to not be distracted, which, you know, not likely. ;-)