Welcome to Night Vale

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A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale is a twice-monthly podcast of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events. Turn on your radio and hide.

Just a reminder to all the parents out there. Let's talk about safety when taking your children out to play in the scrub lands and the sand wastes. You need to give them plenty of water, make sure there's a shade tree in the area, and keep an eye on the helicopter colors. Are the unmarked helicopters circling the area black? Probably World Government. Not a good area for play that day. Are they blue? That's the Sheriff's Secret Police. They'll keep a good eye on your kids and hardly ever take one. Are they painted with complex murals depicting birds of prey diving? No one knows what those helicopters are or what they want. Do not play in the area. Return to your home and lock your door until the Sheriff's Secret Policeman leaves a carnation on your porch to indicate the danger has passed. Cover your ears to blot out the screams. Also, remember Gatorade is basically soda, so give your kids plain old water, and maybe some orange slices when they play.