because Dad is a Pogo fan, Deck Us All With Boston Charlie (lyrics)

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

for Dad, Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

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Fic: Shanshu 8 - Last Night

Title: Last Night
Fandom: BtVS
Prompt: 439 - Cabaret
Rating: PG? Maybe?
Summary: Part 8 of Shanshu
Word Count: 646

( There was a phone, its receiver heavy in her hand. Willow placed it down on the phone carefully, very gently, as she stared through the window. Water roiled in the river below her, turgid under the drab morning light. Allegheny, Monongahela, or Ohio. There were three rivers but she could only see one. She never could tell them apart. )