Out Of Chocolate With No One To Blame
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dragonyphoenixTitle: Out Of Chocolate With No One To Blame
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Xander, Andrew
Rating: G
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Summary: Nobody wants to take responsibilty
Notes: Drabble. Written for a prompt at open_on_sunday: Rock
“No way am I telling a bunch of Slayers we’re out of chocolate. You tell them. It’s your fault anyway.”
“My fault?” Andrew sputtered.
“You’re in charge of provisions,” Xander replied.
“You approved it and how was I supposed to know a case of chocolate bars wouldn’t be enough?”
“A case? What are you, a moron?” Xander asked.
“I can’t do it."
“Sure you can,” Xander said, slapping him on the shoulder. “Just close your eyes and think of England.”
“Not even for Dorothy’s ruby red slippers.”
"One of us has to." With a sigh, Xander asked, “Rock, paper, scissors?”
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Xander, Andrew
Rating: G
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Summary: Nobody wants to take responsibilty
Notes: Drabble. Written for a prompt at open_on_sunday: Rock
“No way am I telling a bunch of Slayers we’re out of chocolate. You tell them. It’s your fault anyway.”
“My fault?” Andrew sputtered.
“You’re in charge of provisions,” Xander replied.
“You approved it and how was I supposed to know a case of chocolate bars wouldn’t be enough?”
“A case? What are you, a moron?” Xander asked.
“I can’t do it."
“Sure you can,” Xander said, slapping him on the shoulder. “Just close your eyes and think of England.”
“Not even for Dorothy’s ruby red slippers.”
"One of us has to." With a sigh, Xander asked, “Rock, paper, scissors?”
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Date: 2010-02-09 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-09 08:28 pm (UTC)But... I can't believe I was the first one to post rock, paper, scissors! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Date: 2010-02-09 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-09 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-09 11:54 pm (UTC)“Not even for Dorothy’s ruby red slippers.”
Friend of Dorothy joke, for the win.
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Date: 2010-02-10 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-10 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-10 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 09:21 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it.