A limerick song for National Poetry Month

[dragonyphoenix]

We were looking at limericks in class today, which reminded me of

There once was a man named McNair
Who made love to his wife on the stair
The banister broke at the forty-first stroke
And he finished her off in mid-air.

Ay, ay, ay, ay
In China they never eat chili
So sing me another verse
That's worse than the other verse
Waltz me around again, Willy.

There once was a man named McGruder
Who loved a young maid
And he wooed her
She thought it was shrewd
To be wood in the nude
But McGruder was shrewder he screwed her.

Ay, ay, ay, ay
In China they never eat chili
So sing me another verse
That's worse than the other verse
Waltz me around again, Willy.

Comments

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

There was a young lady from Twickenham
Whose shoes were too tight to walk quick in 'em.
She came back from a walk
As white as a chalk
And took 'em both off and was sick in 'em.

It ain't Keats, but oh well!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Compared to the limerick I wrote for class last night, yours is amazing.