Fic: Hardware Failure

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Hardware Failure
Fandom: BtVS
Category: Humor
Characters/Pairing: Spike/Buffybot
Rating: Mature
Concrit: Please, in comments
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but the will be once I've taken over the world. Bwah-ha-ha.
Warnings/Squicks: Um, sex with a robot if that bothers you
Word Count: 259

 

Spike felt a small, electric shock as he snaked his tongue into the Buffybot's mouth. “Oh yeah, baby,” he said with a grin. “Make it hurt.”

Sliding a hand under her shirt, he pinched a nipple. “Oh, Spike,” the robot gasped.

“I'll make it so good for you,” he whispered. Closing his eyes, he leaned back as one hand circled lazy spirals around her breast and the other grabbed her ass.

“Warning. Warning. Imminent hardware failure,” she said as tiny sparks arced along her head, leaving rumpled hair in their wake.

Spike, who'd been thrown off by her scent, which wasn't Buffy's, and the how her skin didn't feel quite human to vampire senses, ignored the meaning of her words. “Yeah, talk dirty to me,” he said as he opened his eyes. Taking in her hair, his voice had a smirk when he said, “You're enjoying this.”

“Hardware,” she said.

“I am hard at that,” he whispered with a leer. He fumbled with his zipper in his impatience, and breathed out in a sigh of ecstasy as he entered her.

“Imminent hard–,” she said as sparks shot down her body.

“Ow. Shit, what the hell are you doing?” Spike shouted before he was thrown to the wall by the electric charge.

Rubbing his head as he stood, he said, “Luv, that was bloody– Buffy?” Smoke rose from her torso, and her skin was charred. He waved a hand before her face. She didn't move. “Bloody hell, I've got to get you fixed so we can try that again!”

Comments

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

LOL! And Spike turns a flaw into an asset. :-)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Seemed like something he'd enjoy.

[skargasm.livejournal.com]

I'm speechless!! Spike is a complete and utter deviant and this is the first robot sex I've read - oh man, you made me giggle!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry that I had to be the one to disillusion you by letting you know that Spike is a deviant. I really should be more discrete. ;-)

I'm not sure I've read robotsex before either. Glad you enjoyed.

[hello-spikey.livejournal.com]

*snicker* That Spike - he causes sparks to fly. Which is a danger if you happen to not be insulated against power surges. *snerk*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Luckily Spike, being undead, doesn't have that problem.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

He really should have been paying attention.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks! He really is being an idiot. *grins*