Fic: Yarn!Spike kills himself

[dragonyphoenix]

which clothes, who knitted a couple of Spikes, mentioned writing stories for them on a day when I ran out of stuff to do at work.  This is why they really should keep me busy.

Master index for The Adventures of Yarn!Spike


Spike leaped off the edge of the dresser and landed face-first on the beige rug. “Ow,” he said, rubbing a hand made of yarn over his nose. “Or, well, not ow since I don’t have any pain receptors, but that was humiliating!”

Wobbling to the window, he bemoaned his lack of a real body. “I don’t care how cute a doll I am, I’m still a doll.” He climbed up the edge of the curtain and looked out of the open window. “Two stories up. That oughta do it,” he said from the edge of the ledge. “Goodbye cruel world,” he added as he jumped.

He landed face-first on the green grass. Pushing himself up, Spike said, “Well, that was entertaining for all of ninety seconds.” As he looked up the vinyl siding of the house, he thought uh-oh.

“Hey,” he shouted towards the house. “I’d like to get back in now! A little help here?” After a few moments, he added, “Hello?”

Comments

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

You are cruel! Cruel I say!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

And you love it! ;-)

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

I totally do.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

;-)

[silk-labyrinth.livejournal.com]

Poor Yarn!Spike. Due to that cushy body, falling won't 'end it all'. He'd probably need a sharp object to start the unraveling, or a fire. (But don't share that with him. He's pretty cute and, obviously, interesting story material!)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I won't tell him, but I think it's more that he was bored than really wanting to end it all. ;-)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Poor Yarn!Spike.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I know. I feel so bad for him. Well, not really but I thought it was polite to say so. ;-)

[skargasm.livejournal.com]

OMG a suicidal yarn doll?!!! Completely cracked me up, especially the mournful 'hello?' at the end!!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laughs maniacally* Thanks!

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

If he'd just tied one end of the yarn to the window sash, he could have hauled himself back up.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

He wasn't thinking things through when he jumped. Poor Spike. ;-(

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor little yarn!Spike! I hope he gets back in the house!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Me too! Who knows what evil things, like cats, are lurking about ready to make Spike their yarn toys.

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

I worry about rampaging toddlers who might bury Yarn!Spike in the sandbox. O_o;;;

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

And you know that sand would be a bitch to get out of all that yarn!

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

LOL that was epic!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

It's a tough life. ;-)

[spikesredqueen.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor Yarn!Spike. Still cute thought. :)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Yarn!Spike is always cute. Just don't tell Spike I said so.

[lil-coyote.livejournal.com]

*smirks* The terrible pain of being knitted. And really short.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yep!

[chaoskir.livejournal.com]

*LOL*
I'm loving it!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ;-)

[devo79.livejournal.com]

=)

See, if this was a Pixar movie a dog would come along and drool all over him and then play with yarn!Spike.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Ewww, dog drool. ;-(

Now that would be really cruel.

[oceanandspace]

the last sentence was priceless! good ficlet ^^

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It does leave me feeling sad for poor Yarn!Spike.

[theladymerlin.livejournal.com]

Awww poor Yarn!Spike. *Giggle*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*grins* I am pretty cruel to him in these.

[mwrgana-muse.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god! This is wonderful.

Umm, have you been forgetting to take the tablets lately, perhaps?

Off to see what else you've done to him now.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Tablets as in pills/medication? I did drop one from 1/4 to 1/8 but that was just today so it couldn't have caused these stories. ;-)

Actually whichclothes has a theory (http://whichclothes.livejournal.com/203764.html#cutid1)...