Fic: Yarn!Spike watches tv
Sep. 14th, 2010 07:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dragonyphoenixwhich clothes, who knitted a couple of Spikes, mentioned writing stories for them on a day when I ran out of stuff to do at work. This is why they really should keep me busy at the office. Note: I'm calling him Yarn!Spike instead of knitted Spike, which is whichclothes' term for him, in honor of the most awesome superhero, Yarn Man (Megaton Man comics, and am I a geek or what!)
Master index for The Adventures of Yarn!Spike
As Spike watched Xander face down Jack O’Toole, he snuck a kernel of popcorn out of the bowl – not easy to do when you’re a yarn doll. “That Xander is a bit of all right,” he said as he raised the popcorn to his mouth, which, being made of yarn, didn’t open. He sighed, tossed the popcorn aside, and stared at the tv.
“Actually, he’s a bit more than all right,” he added as one yarn hand slipped down towards the top of his pants. It wouldn’t slide under. “Hey!” he shouted. “These pants don’t come off.”
His expression didn’t change as a terrible thought occurred to him. He reached his hand down lower. “No cock! I’ve got no cock!”
He fell against the couch and then quickly stood. “That’s it! Somebody’s gonna die!”
“whichclothes,” he shouted to the room. “whichclothes! You know that scene from Trilogy of Terror where the doll hunts Karen Black? That’s gonna be you!”
He leaped from the couch to the floor. “That’ll be you… as soon as I figure out where you’ve shipped me to.” Heading towards the door, he added, “Or, um, as soon as I find out where you live.” He started mumbling as he pulled himself up the stairs. “Bloody hell, now I’ve got to torture the information out of somebody. Do you know how hard it is to torture someone when you’re a doll? Maybe they haven’t tossed out the box I was mailed in yet. That’d be easy. One quick return to sender and I’m there.”
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Date: 2010-09-15 12:12 am (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed it. I think this one is the best of the Yarn!Spike stories.
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Date: 2010-09-15 12:18 am (UTC)Well, I am a huge Spander fan so that was a given. The antatomical bit was mentioned in the comments and I could see the pants weren't removable. I got the Trilogy of Terror bit from a comment of Joss'; he mentioned it as the horror moment of his generation. I stand by that Don't Be Afraid of the Dark movie where these little creepy guys are stalking some woman myself.
I also feel whichclothes is somewhat safe because Spike is saying how hard it is to torture someone when you are a doll. Although I guess that means he's already tried...
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Date: 2010-09-15 12:30 am (UTC)Hey, these pants don't come off!
Classic!
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Date: 2010-09-15 12:53 am (UTC)I adored this.
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Date: 2010-09-15 03:36 am (UTC)Sorry here, *LOL* No one quick return to sender possible! *LOL*
And hey Jack O'Toole's is bigger than your whole doll body. It would be the same if you would have a cock.
I'm still loving it.
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Date: 2010-09-15 05:59 am (UTC)That is just cruel.
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Date: 2010-09-15 06:03 am (UTC)Loved the whole popcorn/Xander/pants parts, it was hilarious! ;p
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Date: 2010-09-15 01:05 pm (UTC)*snicker*
poor, not anatomical yarn doll. Not to mention the no mouth.
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Date: 2010-09-17 11:18 am (UTC)(And why do I get the impression I could cutnpaste this comment for the rest of the stories *g*)
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