Fic: Unexpected Package

[dragonyphoenix]

Title: Unexpected Package
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, not yet, but they will be once I take over the world. Bwah-ha-ha
Summary: Dru sends Xander something unexpected.
Note: Written for Skuzzy's Spander Pick-Me-Up Drabble Fest!, which is actually now a ficlet fest (and good thing since this is 258 words!

Seeing Xander dozing before the tv, Spike smirked as he tossed the object into the boy’s lap. Xander bolted up, glanced around a bit in a daze before finding it. With a shriek that was everything Spike had hoped it would be, Xander tossed it to the other side of the couch. “What the hell is that?”

After a lascivious lick of his lips, Spike said, “If you don’t know by now, pet…”

Xander looked at the dildo, lying there harmlessly on the other end of the couch, as if it were some kind of soul sucking demon. “I know what it is,” he shouted. “What’s it doing here?”

Tossing the box onto the kitchen table, Spike ignored Xander’s question and asked, “Got something you forgot to mention?”

“What?” Xander asked. “Why would you think that I?”

Spike shrugged. “Dru doesn’t tend to be wrong about these things.” Leaning in over Xander until their faces were inches apart, trapping the boy against the back of the couch, Spike added, “And you didn’t answer my question.”

“I, um,” Xander added unhelpfully.

Spike darted his tongue out, almost but not quite touching Xander’s lips. “Need some help with that thing?” he asked, nodding toward the dildo.

Xander frowned. “What do you think I am, stupid?”

Spike took three steps back, crossed his arms, and glared down at Xander, who, frowning even harder, glanced between the dildo and Spike. With an “oh” of understanding, Xander finally replied. “Maybe I could use a little help?” he asked uncertainly.

Spike’s grin came back.

Comments

[samueljames]

This made me smile.

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Then my work here is done! Nice icon, BTW.

[samueljames]

Thanks re the icon. I got it from literati

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, those are some awesome icons. If I didn't have a Spander icon I already adored, I'd be taking one of those. Or, you know, if I actually paid for my account so I could have more icons.

[samueljames]

I have 264 icons and I'd still like more :)

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

If I ever do get a paid account, it will likely be to have more icons!

[consumedly.livejournal.com]

oh no no No! If you want more icons you'd only get an icon package because it's cheper that way and they are so much more... I'm doing it this year around *g* because God knows I wasn't using the paid account as I'd have been and I feel that my money are wasted...

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

An icon package? I've never even heard of this, although I was wondering how people managed to have more than the max number of icons.

[chaoskir.livejournal.com]

Oh how nice when the boys have fun playing together with their toys! *grin*
Thanks!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[laazikaat.livejournal.com]

That's our Spike, always unselfishly ready to help out, lol

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

He really is a giver.

[just-ink-me.livejournal.com]

“Need some help with that thing?” he asked, nodding toward the dildo.

Xander frowned. “What do you think I am, stupid?”

If you have to ask! hehe. I really liked it!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

If you have to ask! *snicker*

*giggle*

[consumedly.livejournal.com]

What a wonderful way to start my day ;-D thank you!

Re: *giggle*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome.

[rngrdead.livejournal.com]

Yup a big smiley start to a Friday... thank you for sharing...

L
J

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

It's always great to start the day with a big smiley!

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

Lucky Xander! lol

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Really! *grins*