one my grandpa told once

[dragonyphoenix]

Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
which one?

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[snogged.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

Another of his:

30 days have September,
April, Jun, and November.
All the rest have 31.
Except Judy.
She has 90.

I'm not sure what it means, but as a teen I took it as an insult, although I now doubt it was meant that way.