how to tell if you're in a Tolkien novel

[dragonyphoenix]

"You’ve come into possession of a magical object of world-imperiling demonic power, which you use primarily to avoid awkward small talk with your neighbors." More here.

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[baronjanus]

Ha!

And: "You long to go on an adventure, but only so long as the adventure is not in any way uncomfortable or inconvenient." - that's just general life, isn't it? :)

[dragonyphoenix]

It really is. ;-)

[baronjanus]

"You lost a hand while escaping from the realm of the Enemy."

oh god that's true in so many fandoms
(SW, XF, and that's just the very first things to pop to mind - people are losing hands left and right around here!)

[dragonyphoenix]

Oooh, I hadn't thought about that but yes!

[alatefeline]

Is this object of which you speak not known as a "computer?" Or synonymously, "phone?"

[dragonyphoenix]

;-)